Funny Response During Final Jeopardy

I remember seeing this on TV. Now it's a classic!

"Who [is] Ice T?"

Funny News Interview

Woman accurately describes hail storm:

In case you missed something, here's a transcript of the interview:

"Man, them jokers was big--size of a quarter, dog gone! [It sounded like] Kapooya! Kapooya! And boy, that hail just came in. I looked at my, opened my door, and I looked out my door, and it started hitting me in my head! I took off running, ran to my restroom, and then I called my mama to see what she alright!"


Sure enough, someone made a remix video of the interview. Here it is:




















I wonder what the local newspaper had to say about this incident. I don't feel like looking for an article on Google, so I'll write my own:

                                                                                                                                                         

Resident Frightened by Recent Hail Storm, Takes Cover in Restroom and Calls Mother

Ralphsville, TEXAS--Local resident, Michelle Clark, became startled after hearing noises which she describes as, "Kapooya, Kapooya!" Unbeknownst to her, a severe hail storm was passing over the Brookshire apartment complex. Clark, unfamiliar with weather phenomena such as hail, was reportedly stricken in the head by frozen ice pellets as she opened her front door. She then instinctively fled from the doorway, and took shelter in her restroom. Once secure, she called her mother. Clark commented, "It is at perilous times like these when we must be cognizant of our elders. I telephoned my mother to ensure her well-being." Her mother, 87-year-old Wilma Carlisle, was the sole casualty of the storm. When asked to explain why she chose the restroom as her place of refuge, Clark denied any response.

                                                                                                                                                          

Extremely Weird Sigmund Freud Video

You might not find this very funny if you haven't taken an intro to psych class yet. If you have, then enjoy it! It's really weird and disturbing!

No wonder why there are so many psychology majors. Who wouldn't want to go to class if all you do is watch this stuff? 

Cooking Lessons from a Schizophrenic

If you've ever wondered how to make tacos and/or fruit salad, these two videos won't really help. But, if you've ever wondered what someone with schizophrenia does in the kitchen, this might answer your question:

I hope this guy washed his hands before working with food. If not, then this is really disgusting.

Here's a video about making fruit salad:

Visit the HowToBasic channel on YouTube if you want to further your culinary expertise. 

Most Ridiculous Infomercials Ever

I've spent a significant amount of time wondering why these items exist and who buys them. Here are some of the funniest ones that come to mind:

   

1. Perfect Polly: 

Notable quotation: "All the joy and none of the mess!" 

2. WaxVac

Wow! Color-coded silicon tips for every member of the family. I call the green one!

3. Zoomies: 

I don't have anything good to say about this one. These things are just really messed up.

4. Rollie Eggmaster: 

There's just something weird about watching a cooked egg being extruded from this thing. I've suddenly lost my appetite. Visit the YouTube page if you want to read all of the obscene comments people left about this video.

My Favorite TV Commercials

Here are two hilarious commercials you may have seen on TV. Now that I think about it, they're getting kind of old. This first one was popular back in 2010, I think. It's for Sonic, the fast-food restaurant.

  

Everything about this commercial is disturbingly funny. It's a shame that not many people will ever know about it. This was for some holiday lottery drawing back in 2009. (Please watch this in full-screen mode to fully appreciate the huge gap between the carpet cleaner's teeth.)