Funny Response During Final Jeopardy

I remember seeing this on TV. Now it's a classic!

"Who [is] Ice T?"

Funny News Interview

Woman accurately describes hail storm:

In case you missed something, here's a transcript of the interview:

"Man, them jokers was big--size of a quarter, dog gone! [It sounded like] Kapooya! Kapooya! And boy, that hail just came in. I looked at my, opened my door, and I looked out my door, and it started hitting me in my head! I took off running, ran to my restroom, and then I called my mama to see what she alright!"


Sure enough, someone made a remix video of the interview. Here it is:




















I wonder what the local newspaper had to say about this incident. I don't feel like looking for an article on Google, so I'll write my own:

                                                                                                                                                         

Resident Frightened by Recent Hail Storm, Takes Cover in Restroom and Calls Mother

Ralphsville, TEXAS--Local resident, Michelle Clark, became startled after hearing noises which she describes as, "Kapooya, Kapooya!" Unbeknownst to her, a severe hail storm was passing over the Brookshire apartment complex. Clark, unfamiliar with weather phenomena such as hail, was reportedly stricken in the head by frozen ice pellets as she opened her front door. She then instinctively fled from the doorway, and took shelter in her restroom. Once secure, she called her mother. Clark commented, "It is at perilous times like these when we must be cognizant of our elders. I telephoned my mother to ensure her well-being." Her mother, 87-year-old Wilma Carlisle, was the sole casualty of the storm. When asked to explain why she chose the restroom as her place of refuge, Clark denied any response.

                                                                                                                                                          

Most Ridiculous Infomercials Ever

I've spent a significant amount of time wondering why these items exist and who buys them. Here are some of the funniest ones that come to mind:

   

1. Perfect Polly: 

Notable quotation: "All the joy and none of the mess!" 

2. WaxVac

Wow! Color-coded silicon tips for every member of the family. I call the green one!

3. Zoomies: 

I don't have anything good to say about this one. These things are just really messed up.

4. Rollie Eggmaster: 

There's just something weird about watching a cooked egg being extruded from this thing. I've suddenly lost my appetite. Visit the YouTube page if you want to read all of the obscene comments people left about this video.

The Vernacular of Today's Youth

Here's something I found in an old textbook meant of education majors. I guess this class was supposed to teach people how to communicate with high school kids. It's probably from the 1990s, so it's a little out dated now. Even so, I had a "crunk time" reading this.

My Favorite TV Commercials

Here are two hilarious commercials you may have seen on TV. Now that I think about it, they're getting kind of old. This first one was popular back in 2010, I think. It's for Sonic, the fast-food restaurant.

  

Everything about this commercial is disturbingly funny. It's a shame that not many people will ever know about it. This was for some holiday lottery drawing back in 2009. (Please watch this in full-screen mode to fully appreciate the huge gap between the carpet cleaner's teeth.)

Funny Grammar Error 

I was at the grocery store a few months back and saw this on the shelf:

Apparently, this is the generic brand of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." It must have taken a clever mind to come up with the store brand title, "This is not Butter, it's Butteriffic." Unfortunately, it's a prime example of a comma splice. The person who wrote this tried to join two independent clauses with a mere comma. Here's a few suggestions to remedy the problem:

-This is not butter. It's butteriffic!

-This is not butter; it's butteriffic!

I'm no grammar expert, but I know a run-on sentence when I see one. Anyways, I've tried this stuff; it's not so bad. (Observe the correct usage of the semicolon.)